Posts tagged with ‘kidding’

I Once Dated A Writer and

Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date.
They remember every story you’ve ever told them-
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

(Source: ofheightsandhollows)

(via myblack-is-beautiful)

As I suspected…

Kerry Washington and I were separated at birth. I have receipts, y’all.

Last night while watching “Scandal” I tweeted this:

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And my long-lost sister Kerry tweeted this:

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Similar random comments. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. 

*Cue Future*

And the kicker? This:

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Not only did Dan Bucatinsky (aka James) retweet me, he retweeted me and Kerry AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. Sorry, I couldn’t help going there.

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Between this and this… I’m in “Scandal” fangurl heaven. And totally Twitterfamous.

Obviously.

This has “My Future” written all over it.

(Source: andrewbelami, via alphasandassociates)